Goosed

This morning I was laying at the foot of the bed when Bob got up, and I went to jump down but the laundry bin was in the way so I had to make sure I wouldn't knock it over or fall into it. I was sitting there studying it to figure out how to jump when all of a sudden Bob snuck up behind me and poked both sides of my butt at once. I was so surprised, that I jumped over the laundry and into the doorway.