I finally realized my dream and became our Court's Jester. Here is my graduation post.

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May 18, 2015

Threatened Name Change

Obsidian here,

This morning I tried to get into Monika's new bag of cheese puffs, so Bob told me , "No!" and move them away from me. Then When I tried to get them again about 20 seconds later he put them up high and told Monika they need to change my name to Pita because I like to be a pain in the A$$.

May 14, 2015

Guard Kitty

Starlight here,

I am guarding the bathroom door while Bob is in there so no one will mess with him, but I let Monika take my picture.

May 07, 2015

Mournful Princess

Princess Ashlyn here,

I think I found a good new way for training Bob and Monika. All I do is sit on my tree and cry mournfully and they both fall all over themselves to give me attentions. It also works well to get Bob to wake up early and give us our treats.

April 20, 2015

Happy Birthday Bob

Obsidian here,

Either Bob is confused, or I am. He just said he is double nickles today, but two nickles is only ten and that would make him a small sticky person. At any rate, Happy Birthday Bob.


April 14, 2015

Monika Has Lost it!

Queen Munchkin here,

Monika bought some plain lowfat yogurt and some organic pumpkin and mixed it together to give to us like it was canned food. She says that Obsidian needs it to fix his runny poops, and he actually ate some of it, but when she tried to give it to the rest of us, we all took one sniff and lick and said, "No way on earth!"


April 09, 2015

Monika's Mean!

Obsidian here,

I jumped onto Monika's desk to say, "Hello." and to get some attentions and I was being all sweet and purring when she grabbed the clippers and gave me clippy claws.


April 08, 2015

I'm Back!

Obsidian here,

The apartment where my new human lives only allows one cat and they found out that she had two of us, so she had to send me back. Now I am back living with Bob and Monika, but the other cats think I don't smell right so they are being hissy with me, especially my Mommy cat Starlight.


March 30, 2015

Obsidian Has a Forever Home!!!

Obsidian got adopted yesterday. His new Mama's name is Eva and she has a girl kitten at home for him to play with so he wont be lonely.


March 14, 2015

Friday The 13th Got Bob : (

Bob made the mistake of joking about Friday the 13th yesterday morning, and as a result he got a hernia. He works at the news paper and he leaned across a table to catch a bundle of papers that was going to fall on the floor. He says it doesn't hurt, and he didn't feel anything when it happened, but when he went to the humans litter before leaving work he saw the bump where it doesn't belong. So instead of going home he had to go to the clinic.


March 13, 2015

Get The Fan


I have been fascinated with the ceiling fan in the computer room since the first time I saw it and I am always trying to figure out a way to get to it. Yesterday Monika moved her chair under it for me and I was trying to stretch as tall as I could to get it. I had no luck getting the fan itself, but I did manage to hit one of the pull cords that hang from it.