Mischief Kitty Strikes Again

This morning I decided to try something new. Queen Munchkin and King Obsidian were already sleeping to either side of Bob's legs, so I laid next to his shoulder, then batted his face with my paw to wake him up. Only he couldn't get up because we had him trapped. Only I forgot about his other arm and he reached out real quick and pulled me onto his chest and then started petting me with both hands. Later I tried again, but Monika caught me and held me captive all the while petting and kissing me. When she finally let me go I acted like I was upset because I had human girl cooties, but really I liked it. Just don't tell her that.